#3188 Daddy, Will You Buy Me A Mini Mommy?
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2020
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew find themselves in uncharted waters after Andrew tries to suss out the origins of a phishing email. Plus, Luke learns some things about Scrub Daddies and Scrub Mommies.
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| 0:00.0 | And I'm going to take T and take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your mouths. |
| 0:07.0 | A little burn me, but it'll burn you twice. Burn me once with T, shame on me. |
| 0:14.0 | Burn you twice in your own mouth, shame on everybody involved. |
| 0:19.0 | T-T-T-T-T-B-T-F |
| 0:23.0 | Guess what day it is, guess what day it is. |
| 0:30.0 | Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. |
| 0:34.0 | You're singing that wrong. How? I made it up. |
| 0:36.0 | They had been posting their stuff out on the internet and apparently they'd been met with virtually nothing but ridicule. |
| 0:43.0 | Hey Lloyd, do some delivery for the truck to the airport. |
| 0:48.0 | It's not great. It's fantastic. You totally undersold it. The pageantry, the costumes, wow. |
| 0:55.0 | Put my headphones on and here we go. I'm so excited. |
| 1:03.0 | All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Friday edition of TBTL. |
| 1:09.0 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:12.0 | You're still doing a podcast. |
| 1:13.0 | My name's Luke Burbank. I am your host. |
| 1:15.0 | I woke up in a good air smooth today. |
| 1:18.0 | Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, porch to top Alabama Hill. |
| 1:23.0 | In Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City. |
| 1:28.0 | I am wearing a different set of headphones right now. |
| 1:32.0 | I'm actually using the ones that came with my iPhone because I was doing a little bit of a hair sissyo this morning. |
| 1:43.0 | I came right into the broadcast center. |
| 1:46.0 | I fired up the old microphone and computer and realized I was still sweating profusely post-chour. |
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