#3185 50 Shades Of Aoxomoxoa
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 June 2020
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
Jeopardy! is running out of new episodes, the world's sexiest tortoise is retiring at age 100, and Luke almost burnt down his house last night.
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| 0:00.0 | Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks hammocks |
| 0:03.3 | My goodness, what an idea. What if I think of that hammocks? |
| 0:07.0 | Home where there's four places. There's the hammock hut. That's on third. Uh-huh. There's hammocks are us |
| 0:11.3 | It's on third two. You got put your butt there. Mm-hmm. That's on third. Yeah, swing low sweet chariot |
| 0:17.3 | I have a matter of fact. They're all in the same complex. It's the hammock complex down on third. Oh the hammock district |
| 0:21.9 | TVTL |
| 0:23.9 | Are you on the internet? Isn't that for Techno Geeks with spreadsheets? You know, what happened next was you know |
| 0:33.3 | They they'd open their mouth. They'd speak they'd get laughed at they'd get called polox. Uh, I'm not very good with chit chat |
| 0:39.3 | Uh, I like a structured communication like a hard-out |
| 0:45.1 | You know chit chat. Chit chat |
| 0:49.4 | Where are we going? That was great. That was good. You went for it. I appreciate that lock if they do good |
| 1:00.1 | Better don't new tube if I do bad cancel it |
| 1:06.8 | Well, hello good morning, and welcome everybody to a Tuesday edition of TVTL |
| 1:12.1 | Okay, let's do it. These show that just might be too beautiful to live my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host |
| 1:18.5 | You get goofy and fights making a mess out of evenings and the beat goes on |
| 1:23.0 | Gumma to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center |
| 1:26.4 | Perch Top Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington the Bay City where it is not raining people. Oh, ma |
| 1:36.1 | Pa, it's just beautiful. It has been torrential up here |
| 1:42.0 | the last |
| 1:43.5 | Week or so. I mean just constant driving |
| 1:47.8 | Hours of rain and today it's not doing that. It's cloudy, but at least it's not actively raining and I will take it |
| 1:55.1 | You know what else I'm |
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