#3181 You Can Pick Your Friends, And You Can Pick Your Locks, But You Can't Pick Your Friends' Locks

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss the life and times of the TV show COPS, which is (finally?) getting cancelled. Plus, a vigilante lock-picker is loose in Paris.

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0:00.8	Whoa, is this the new cop here?
0:02.3	It sure is, Dennis.
0:03.6	They installed it this morning.
0:04.8	Can't believe corporate actually listened to our request.
0:07.6	Yep, I guess Christmas came early this year.
0:11.8	Just thing rules.
0:12.6	It collates, staples pages, no more stapling by hand.
0:16.0	Yeah, Santa should have wrapped it.
0:19.3	What?
0:20.2	The printer.
0:21.0	Santa should have wrapped it when he gave it early.
0:24.3	Oh.
0:26.9	This is gonna make our lives so much easier.
0:29.2	I know, this is so much nicer than the old cop here.
0:31.3	Yeah, I know.
0:32.2	And Santa and all his elves must have worked so hard on it.
0:35.5	And then they gave it to us early.
0:38.4	It's a very nice printer, Tracy.
0:40.5	Just make sure no one copies their rear end, eh?
0:42.6	Oh, that naughty old elf must be one mean bastard
0:47.9	to give us this so early.
0:51.2	What?
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