318 - UK Tourists Get Arrested in Jamaica & Are Still There Almost 2 Years Later
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🗓️ 21 February 2026
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In today’s episode, we break down the absolutely wild story about 2 UK Tourists who went to Jamaica to meet up with a guy one of them had been talking to. They stayed for about a week and had a great time until what they thought was a casual favor ended up getting them stopped at the airport, arrested, thrown in jail, and now almost 2 years later, they remain in Jamaica, still attempting to fight the crime they had been charged with.
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| 1:11.4 | Hello everyone and welcome back to Do We Know Them? Episode 318, I just like how to pause because I realized we don't introduce ourselves anymore ever. Yeah, well, we haven't done that and like I feel like a year at least. Yeah, that's kind of cocky of us. People don't know who we are. Come morning. Anyway, I'm Lily. That's Jesse. Hi. Nice to meet you. That weird. No, I don't like it. Let's just never do it that. I take it back. I take it back. Anyway, how's your week going? It is uneventful. How has your week been? Also on eventful. You know, nothing going on. What can I say? There has been so many nice comments all of a sudden, though. And it's just, it's delightful. Our last episode, literally so many nice comments. I just want to say, Thank you guys so much for being so randomly sweet, I know. Delightful. Our last episode. Literally so many nice comments. I just want to say thank you guys so much for being so randomly sweet. I know. It was very beautiful. And it brought a tear to my eye. What a beautiful, beautiful comment section that was. I will say one of the nice comments I saw was, most of them were aimed at mostly you. But I got one where it said something about like it was complimenting my side profile. And I was like, oh, hell yeah. Oh, my God. That's a great compliment. I know. Especially because like, so long ago now. I really, I feel like I blinked and it was like 10 years went by. But I used to have like, it was not a double chin, but it was just like a lack of jaw. Oh, yeah. I think I have something like that, yeah. I feel like it was like during my whole like back pain journey and going into the chiropractor. I like redid my posture. Yeah, I've been looking up chin lipo. Let me just tell you. Well, you know, it's all posture. That's I'm telling you. Oh my God. I was on the cruise and Alex looked at me and he said, girl, straighten up. Like, |
| 1:28.4 | I was like literally like this. It was bad. Yeah, I need to really work on that. It's because you're tall. I think it's because I'm tall, but then I think it's also the editing. Like, I really don't think our job helps whatsoever. I'm sure there's a lot of factors, but I know that tall people do, like tend to. I need one day for my husband to just like get an unsuspecting video of me editing |
| 1:45.6 | so I could see like the level of shrimp that I'm telling you. You know what I mean? I used to like slide down to here and then it hurts so bad because then it's all the weight on my tailbone and then all of a sudden my neck hurts and it's a disaster. My massage lady says my back is fucked. She said my muscles are like fused to my bones. Well, that's what I used to get every single time I got a massage and then the massage didn't even do anything. But you know what? Also, since my chiropractor journey, I don't ever have like muscle pain really anymore. Oh, wow. Like I'll have other random pains like when things will flare up, but muscle pain is not one of them. But yeah, thank you for complimenting my profile, because I feel like it's come a long way. It really has. Come on. You look fabulous. Thank you. Well, guys, we do have an episode for you today. Nothing crazy? Actually, no. I was like, I kind of wanted to like lead into like, oh, like the show is going to be like totally normal, like everything. But yeah, |
| 2:34.5 | it actually is crazy. Like the topic actually is insane. Uh-huh. Yeah. It's not super new, but it's also |
| 2:39.1 | not super old. And there's been more stuff coming out. But we're going to be talking about the |
| 2:43.0 | two girls that were in Jamaica and we'll get to the details in a moment. But basically, they |
| 2:49.1 | inadvertently, allegedly, smuggled drugs back to the UK. We'll try to, but then got caught. Happens to everybody, am I right? Come on. No. No, what does that? No, literally when we get to like how it happened, I'm like, oh my, wait, what? Why would you do that? I know. But, yeah, it's that they were on a trip in Jamaica and then they were going |
| 3:09.0 | back to the UK and they didn't even make it all the way through security. So, damn, to go through |
| 3:13.5 | that and you don't even make it through security, what a bummer. I can't imagine because as someone |
| 3:18.3 | that has been stopped for substances in Italy. Oh my God, that's right. Yeah, you were almost the best. Oh my God, just |
| 3:26.0 | sobbing immediately. Yeah, I would too. Any foreign country and you fucking pull me over for anything, |
| 3:31.4 | which is also like even flying domestically when I used to travel with my little weed pen, |
| 3:35.3 | I was sure that like I would be jailed for high level trafficking. Like I was like, |
| 3:40.5 | they're going to catch me. |
| 3:41.5 | And I'm going to be in the slum. And not that I'm encouraging people to do that, but I did a lot of research. And basically, they don't want you to put like e-pens or any kind of vape in your checked bag because it's like the pressure. Yeah, because of the lithium batteries. So they want you to keep it in your carry on. And they're not going to go through everyone's wallets and bags and |
| 4:01.1 | stuff to pull out every single vape that like might be like that would be too time consuming. No, 100%. And they're never going to have dogs that are smelling for like California, for example. Like that would be stupid. But in my head, it would be the one day they're like doing like a |
| 4:14.5 | program where they do have the dogs there. You know what I mean? So I just don't do it. That after that happened in Italy, it was like maybe not even a month later that I was flying to like Seattle or something and I'd eaten half of an edible before I went to the airport. And then I had the other half in, and they were like, it was when I was smoking |
| 4:31.6 | quite a bit. The other half of it was in my bag and it was like a really strong one that like you don't eat the whole thing. Like that's, that's a no-no. But a dog walked by me while I was in the airport after I'd already eaten the half and then it was just like a regular dog. It was like like a bomb dog or something. So then I |
| 4:45.3 | panicked and I was like, ah! And then I ate the other half. And then I got on the airplane. |
| 4:49.8 | And I'm texting my friend and I panicked and I was like, and then I ate the other half. |
| 4:48.4 | And then I got on the airplane. And I'm texting my friend and I told her. And she goes, wait, wait, what? You ate the whole, are you, are you okay? And at that moment, it was like, oh no, no. I'm not okay. What did I do? |
| 4:59.8 | And that's not a long flight. |
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