318: No Showers, All Stink

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Four close man friends gather around to be stinky little men.

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Timestamps:

00:04:45 - Best Inventions and Government

00:25:10 - ExpressVPN, Honey, Factor *Ads*

00:32:10 - Stinky Woman

00:46:20 - Positive Ads and Computer Stuff

01:00:00 - Avatar: Way of Water

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Hosts:

Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv

Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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0:00.0	It's the 2023 official podcast. We're turning a new leaf today. We're only going to be
0:08.3	talking about positive things. Kick us off Jackson. I was actually kind of invested in
0:13.6	the discussion we're having before the show started. Who do you guys think is the most
0:17.1	influential musician of all time? Michael Jackson. Oh, well, yeah, it's Michael Jackson.
0:21.8	You made that much easier than our discussion. So let's let's let's shame Jack. No, no,
0:26.1	no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I said most influential, not most popular. Yeah,
0:31.6	Michael Jackson. No, still Michael Jackson. Yeah. I wonder about the guy who invented music by
0:36.0	like hitting a stone or whatever with the arguments you can make Jackson would be like Beethoven
0:41.8	Bach fucking all classical composers. That's it. Yeah, but no one likes classical anymore. So
0:50.0	that doesn't really count. Doesn't right? It'd be Michael Jackson. Yeah, they do. Plus, if when
0:55.2	you remix it, it's really good. Like the John Wick trailers where they always use like the four seasons,
1:00.6	but it has a modern twist that should is cool. I just remember John Wick force coming out in like
1:06.0	next year, I think. I'm excited. No, it comes out this year. This year? Yeah. Are you sure? I
1:12.8	thought it was 2024. That's awesome. No, I'm pretty sure it's this year. Oh, fucking dope.
1:18.1	All right, I'm waiting for you. He's looking up for Kyle already. That's good. Yeah,
1:22.1	that's pretty nice. Now if I get Mad Max 2 as well, it might as well just migrate to Canada and
1:27.9	kill myself afterwards. That took a weird turn. Did you, did you see they're making a Mad Max 2?
1:35.5	Like you know, they're making Mad Max 2. They made Mad Max 2. It came out in 1981.
1:41.9	Yeah. Well, no, the good, the good reboot is what I'm talking about. I think so. I heard about
1:47.0	it. Hey, hang on, hang on. Look, as a man who watched the entire original trilogy versus Yukia,
1:52.8	who still hasn't Mad Max 2 Road Warrior is still a damn good movie. The other two kind of stinky,
1:59.4	I'll admit, but two is genuinely excellent. You'd like it. You would really like it. That's fair.
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