318: I Step On Men

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Crystal had big feet, Pat is a fitness girly, Mochi had an adventure and Peez’ teacher messed up. Book club ideas, horrible unsolved murders, the U.S. is under occupation and free speech is a thing of the past.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Episode 318 of Hello to Episode 318 of Hello Disfunction.
0:25.8	I'm Petapria.
0:27.0	I am Crystal.
0:28.7	It's a little bit dysfunction.
0:31.9	Somebody's upset.
0:33.9	Not me.
0:35.2	Not me.
0:36.2	I'm just having bad hot flashes because uh you know we love to start this
0:41.2	hormonal show out um we got to start doing it earlier we have to like we might have to go back to
0:48.3	mornings i'm good with mornings i'm like funny and witty in the morning, I have a little bit more energy and less sweat.
0:56.3	Yep.
0:56.6	So we might have to figure that out because that's why I keep pressing you to try to do it earlier.
1:01.9	Because once it gets about this time, I'm wet against my will.
1:07.7	I don't feel good.
1:08.9	The nausea starts kicking in.
1:21.0	Yeah. Typically. It just starts early afternoon. It's like, fuck. Yeah, my feet of a, that's a new one. So I can't even, I can't even, I.
1:27.0	You know, guys, this is a menopause podcast. Hormonal hour. You know, you get 10 minutes of, uh. So what were you saying? She sent me a text earlier about something new. So I had to take my patches off. Sorry, I've lent from my towel on my toe. I had to take... Did you get a pedicure? No. It's from before Mexico. It looks good. Thanks. Your nails don't, but your feet do. I was going to say, if you did, why didn't you get them done too? Yeah, those got to come off. Your feet still look good. Sorry. I just told Naya earlier when we were on her way home from Kaiser. I have to go to the nail shop. I need a pedicure. I need this gone. That got to go. Yeah. But you know what? It's done. Look it. Oh. Look it. I haven't picked my skin. Oh, my God. I haven't seen your skin look this good in a long time. It's girl hands, right? Congratulations. Yeah, thank you.
2:20.6	Oh yeah, they look good. So I'm going to get another gel manicure and just leave it alone.
2:26.5	Keep that up. Yeah. Sorry, but what was going on? So TMI, but during like regular life, I'm one of those where I retain water during
2:39.1	ovulation.
2:39.9	Yeah, we talk about that all the time when you press on your ankle and shit.
2:43.4	And it's during ovulation typically when that happens.
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