319: More Nightmares

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2025

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Earthquakes and indecisive weather, dreaming of scams, Bay Area crime cases and some good Facebook drama. An interesting theory on soulmates, Peez is a baker, did Crystal have an animal returned, and the rapture was rescheduled.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, welcome to Hello Dysfunction.
0:22.7	Welcome.
0:23.9	I'm Pada Freya.
0:25.1	I'm Crystal.
0:26.5	This is episode 319.
0:30.4	Really?
0:31.1	That's a lot.
0:33.1	That's a lot.
0:34.7	And that's not even all of them.
0:36.6	There's probably a good...
0:38.5	Sorry, I'm a bad girl and I'm finishing my bite.
0:43.1	There's probably almost 500 easily.
0:46.3	Yeah.
0:48.2	That's a lot of conversations.
0:50.2	Yeah, it is.
0:51.6	It is.
0:52.1	You really got to like somebody to talk to them not much.
0:55.6	Oh, my God. Yeah. Like, what the fuck? We're some real yappers.
0:59.4	I don't even know if I've had that many with Mark this long.
1:02.6	Right, right. Yeah, that's a lot.
1:06.9	Definitely yappers for sure.
1:09.6	We're late this week.
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