Welcome back to Hello Dysfunction.

This is episode 317.

I'm Darla.

I'm Marge.

We're here.

Here we are.

Today's been a day.

A day.

I almost got in a fight on the way over here.

Did you?

I'm going to be in jail any day now.

I'm telling you now.

I have days like that where I'm like, nice crystals dead. Like I got gas and I was pulling out and I

didn't even cut anybody off. Like there was a truck coming, but I had plenty of time to pull out. So I pull

out and they like hit the gas to come get up on my ass. And I'm like, oh, we're going to play that game. So I slow down all the way. And then I like get on my brakes hella hard. Like get the fuck off my ass. So I see them doing it again, getting closer and closer on purpose. I do it again. So then they put their hand up and flip me off. So then I flip them off.

It's like an old person.

I can't tell like if it's a man or a woman.

But like maybe 60, not too old.

Not too old to get their ass look.

So I'm like telling them, come on, come on.

So I'm going and I like make the turn to get on the freeway coming this way.

And they were acting like they were coming and then jerked off at the last minute to go the opposite way towards Oakland.

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