318: Hand Battered Brothers

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Nikia and Ashley were on Ms. Pat Settles It, and we roast him for it. Then we talk about pre-gaming at Thanksgiving. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PATDOWN and use code PATDOWN and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Harry.
0:00.7	Hello mate.
0:01.5	Got any tips for the football?
0:02.8	Your best bet is to head over to Bet Victor.
0:04.9	They're giving new customers a terrific welcome offer. If you bet a minimum of £10, they'll give you £30 in three bets. Four, that's a steel of a deal. It's a good darn deal that'll make your squirrel for real. Neil? My name's not Neil. I know, bet it rhymes. Listen to Harry and make your best bet on the football at Betvictor.
0:23.4	18 plus opt in best bet on the football at BetVictor.
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0:27.0	seven-day expiry terms and conditions apply at gamblerware.org.
0:30.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:31.2	If the patdown's ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:34.6	Get bonus content, a t-shirt or an an autographed copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography. Visit Miss Pat Comedy.com for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there, join our Facebook group. Welcome to another episode of the Pat Die. I'm here with Chris Spangled. This is my co-host, and Dionne Currie, which is my other co-host. And we have another host. He's in the closet. We call him the nigger in the closet. Say what's up, Nukkah. You're... You're... Yeah, we're, here, here, your, yep, you know, and that is, we adding our kids to the podcast so we can keep them in the closet. Somebody got to keep the black people locked up. Why not me?
1:12.5	Why not you?
1:18.9	It's a joke, y'all.
1:20.3	He's in the closet because he's trying to play like he got a job, you know.
1:24.3	And plus, he has really bad gas that's uncontrollable.
1:27.2	So I have to keep him over there
1:28.4	because he let that shit go his own hair stand up on his head like that kid i was really like to
1:36.0	see what you look like naked i know it's something serious what i just can imagine you look being
1:43.1	naked and your stomach hanging over and you look.
1:46.1	Your neighbor done grew a penis and your ass flat with hair going all out of the booty hole like a jungle.
1:52.9	Did your penis sit up on your balls?
1:56.0	What?
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