317: Molestation Tic

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:00.0	Get a free bet when you bet five pounds every week of the Premier League season and a big boost every day.
0:06.1	That's satisfaction from Labbrooks.
0:08.0	And for extra satisfaction, here's the D's D's and C's garage style.
0:11.0	18 plus 1st of September to 24th of May.
0:13.4	Opting weekly.
0:14.4	Selecting Premier League markets.
0:17.2	Match one free bet per week.
0:18.8	Values vary.
0:27.8	Restrictions and D&C supply. Daily odds. match one free bet per week values vary restrictions and tnc's apply daily arts boosts t and zs on labbrooks.com gambling aware.
0:29.6	Hey it's white boy Chris.
0:31.1	If the patdown's ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:34.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's
0:38.5	autobiography. Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there,
0:42.8	join our Facebook group. Welcome for another episode of the Pat Dan, and I'm here with
0:47.1	Dionne Currie and Chris Bangalai. I love when she does her British accent.
0:55.0	And we're here talking about Chris Spanga had a surgery this week.
1:01.0	He got his tubes tied.
1:03.0	Chris.
1:04.0	Oh, God, I wish I could.
1:06.0	How's it filled with your booty hole sold up?
1:09.0	Where are you going to shit out of now? Which tubes did I get tied?
1:12.2	My asshole?
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