Hi, this is Sherry Coup coming to you from the backyard of my port Townsend house to

read you a poem I wrote. It's called Andrew Needs a Puppy. Andrew Needs a Puppy. He

really needs a dog like Luke has his Rudy for legs with whom to jog. His dog

a logical clock. You know the one. It's ticking. As evidenced in the photo, there

knows to knows dog licking. The cats will be unhappy. We know they won't be

pleased, but the Owen bananas can likely be appeased. I hope you get a dog, a

faithful canine friend. More stress relief than herbs. Signed Sherry Coup, a 10.

Power out.

W-W-W dot this and W-W dot that. Let's W-W dot explain it.

Wow, there's that fine line between, you know, have showing emotion and being a hot dog.

What's that drop? That's like, you're doing a good job, sweetie. What you do is so important.

Sweetie, have a good show. What you do is so important. Come on, is that even a celebrity?

Hi, he's no Roy Donk, but he was a regular guest on the Colgate hour.

The comedy fact is thanks for his self. It's just painfully obvious.

Yes, here. It's an unfulfilled prophecy. It just has to be plighted out.

All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Thursday edition of TVTL,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live. This is a place where people can never have

to have contact with another human being if they don't want to and enjoy a live show.

That's right. My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Welcome to my world.

Coming to you here on day four of the TVT Lathon,

numero 11, let's stay together. We are hoping to raise some money to keep our show going

on what it turns out is also an extremely, extremely intense and important week in our nation

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