317: The Sleepy Holler Hanna Banjo Band
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 January 2022
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Where should I practice the banjo? Why am I allowed to walk up to Starry Night? What do I do with unwanted books? Why doesn't gum stick to teeth? How does one order the next round on themself? How do booster shots work? Hank and John Green have answers!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:06.0 | Doors I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank. |
| 0:08.7 | It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a advice and |
| 0:11.6 | bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon John. |
| 0:15.1 | What do Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common? |
| 0:20.2 | I don't know. |
| 0:21.6 | Sandy Claws? |
| 0:23.6 | No. |
| 0:24.6 | No. |
| 0:25.6 | First off. |
| 0:29.5 | We're reporting this as a bonus episode that's not supposed to be season right? |
| 0:34.1 | Oh right. |
| 0:35.1 | I forgot. |
| 0:36.1 | Secondly, if you're going, I forgot about that. |
| 0:40.6 | If you're going to make it seasonal, make the joke good. |
| 0:46.7 | I love that joke. |
| 0:47.7 | It's one of my favorites. |
| 0:48.7 | I think I've used to call on, Sandy Claws anyway. |
| 0:51.8 | Sandy Claws. |
| 0:52.8 | What? |
| 0:53.8 | Which dog? |
| 0:54.8 | No, no, no, I didn't mean. |
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