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🗓️ 14 December 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | How many apartment fire alarms would you say you've heard go off in your life? |
| 0:04.1 | When I was a freshman in college, it was very popular for kids to yank the fire alarm and then run down the stairs. |
| 0:12.7 | And usually about three o'clock in the morning, there was one two week period where it went off like seven times, I think. |
| 0:20.3 | Wow. Yeah. |
| 0:41.7 | Then they started putting cameras up on them and put the little explodey die packs in there. So the next guy who did it had his arm turn blue. I was going to wait. Did somebody actually do that? Oh, yeah. Was he identified? I mean, look, there was one smurf-looking motherfucker at the bottom of the stairs. and he had some real, real stuff to explain and got to talk to the dean, as I recall. |
| 0:43.5 | Yeah, and I'm sure the authorities tracked him down. |
| 0:45.5 | I was thinking more like mob ruled. |
| 0:51.1 | Did the mass of disgruntled sleepy students identify him and perhaps tear him limb from limb? I feel like if anybody knew that their friends, uh, were doing that, |
| 0:55.6 | they were told their friends were told to cut that shit out. Because it was, like it was funny the |
| 1:00.4 | first time and then it was really annoying after that. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I guess a dorm is basically |
| 1:04.7 | just a giant apartment. So it fits this discussion, but we've talked about the fire alarm |
| 1:10.1 | situation in this building before. Right. Uh, no. Did we, did about the fire alarm situation in this building before, right? |
| 1:12.7 | Uh, no. |
| 1:13.8 | Did I never bring that up a year or two ago when I discovered because the, the, the fire alarm |
| 1:18.5 | box in the entryway is quite visible downstairs and has the name of the company that |
| 1:22.5 | installed it on it? |
| 1:23.4 | Okay. |
| 1:23.8 | No, I never heard this before. |
| 1:25.0 | And did I not mention to you that I discovered? |
| 1:27.1 | I don't remember why I Googled this person, because the company is just named after the guy who runs it. |
| 1:32.9 | Yeah, Steve's fire alarm company. |
| 1:34.3 | And found an article that this person was being investigated by the city of San Francisco for a fire in the mission and for having been working for quite a few years unlicensed. |
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