Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast. The podcast, that's the same every week.

My name is Steve.

Ah, good.

I can sometimes not finish your name either because it sounds like there's a laugh at the middle.

I remember how funny you are as well. I just go, oh, I just...

I actually laughed so hard just there

and that I gave myself a stitch.

Oh God, are you all right?

I'm literally in stitches.

That sounds quite painful.

I'm Matt Lees and we're joined in spirit, if not in copieral form, by John Logg Blythe,

who has just left my flat to go and get the train home.

But then we've realized that actually the recording for this week's podcast ended a little bit

prematurely.

There's a dark secret.

So we didn't have the intro and the outro, so we're having to do it again.

But also it means Logs feature won't happen, but it'll happen next time.

Yeah, the SD card filled up halfway through Logs feature because it's got a capacity of a thousand jokes.

And Logs feature was so funny.

Yeah, it had a lot more jokes.

I would have put in a card that had capacity for 2,000 jokes,

but I was sure that Log's feature wouldn't have more than 700, 800 jokes.

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