316: Blind Fieri's Food Riddle

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2018

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

*CLANK CLANK CLANK* That's the sound of the ol' Feature machine cranking into life. *GONK GONK GONK* Look! It's producing features at a rate of knots! *FART* It's Steve's food riddles! *FART* Log's gone deaf and thinks he's a superboy! *FART* Joe feels sorry for a chef! *FRRRRRRK* Oh Christ, another zero-hour contractor fell in the workings. *GAAAAAAAAAA* oh my gOD RUN YOU IDIOTS RUN

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast.
0:02.4	It's that podcast.
0:03.4	What you talking over me for, log?
0:06.4	What you're talking over me for?
0:08.3	I ain't.
0:09.0	I wait until you're finished.
0:11.8	I mean, realistically, we're not going to carry on with this.
0:14.3	This is it.
0:15.2	You're in now.
0:16.2	That we are talking like this.
0:19.1	Fuck me.
0:20.6	You look so worried by your own noise.
0:24.0	Yeah, I can't hear how loud I am because of my deafness.
0:27.6	Welcome to the regular features podcast.
0:29.5	The podcast, that's the same every week.
0:33.0	My name is Steve Hogerty, host and owner of the regular features podcast.
0:38.5	And I'm joined by my sons, Jonathan Blythe.
0:43.2	Hey, I call me log, don't you?
0:45.3	I'm going to tell you about what it's like to be daredevil.
0:52.4	You weren't introducing a feature.
0:54.3	That's just how you introduced yourself to people.
0:59.6	Joe, what's your feature?
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