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Hello Dysfunction

316: BPD Is A Great Thing

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2025

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Summary

First day of school again, bathroom residents, Crystal has a wound and we’ll finally get some relief. Pat has a dad Crystal has a mom, Unknown Caller was wild, mental illness has it’s perks and Aunt Deb is running out of patience. 

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0:00.0

Hi, welcome to Hello Disfunction. I Padafria. I'm Crystal.

0:25.2

Here we are. We're a little traumatized?

0:30.4

No. From what?

0:33.1

That story. Mark just told some story.

0:36.7

Anyway, today, I don't know why.

0:40.5

I mean, I wasn't even shocked.

0:41.9

I wasn't even surprised.

0:43.1

There's always something, something, five things at once going on.

0:46.7

But I went to take peace to school and, you know, we're waiting for her teacher to come open the door her teacher

0:55.0

comes out the office and she's like oh um so and so in the office wanted to talk to you about

1:01.3

Santana's registration so um after we get her in and settled and everything can you go talk to her

1:07.0

and i was like yeah did you get nervous no i No, I just was like what? You know,

1:11.3

like annoyed. Yeah, yeah. So I go in there and this is my first time meeting this lady and she was

1:17.5

like really nice. But she tells me, she tells me, you know, I made a mistake and she was like taking full responsibility for it.

1:29.7

And she was like, you know, upon looking at paperwork and stuff like Santana's actually supposed to be in TK.

1:37.0

And I don't know if you remember, but when we enrolled her, we kind of were surprised that she, they went ahead and put her in kindergarten because her

1:45.5

birthday was after the cutoff.

1:47.5

Yep.

1:47.7

But they did it anyway.

1:49.1

And so we were like, okay, whatever.

1:51.8

But like last night, she got her first homework packet and I was noticing already that

1:58.7

like certain activities were like a little advanced for her. So I was noticing already that like certain activities were like a little advanced for her.

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