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The Golden Ratio Podcast

317. Coffee Clutch

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2023

⏱️ 32 minutes

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0:00.0

Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio Podcast. I am Jen, J.R. Mom, joined us always

0:13.3

by J.R. Dad. Hi. Our J.R. Dad, I have tested the mics. Yes, we're going to record at 1.5,

0:18.1

you can all slow it down to 0.75, then it'll be 1. I'm going to talk real fast. That,

0:25.6

math. Oh, my God. Of course, the math doesn't math, but still, you can slow it down enough

0:32.6

that it is listenable. Okay. Wee. Woo. What are you drinking there, J.R. Dad? Vikings

0:39.7

blood. Oh, you guys. This is, I'm sure we've talked about it before. This is the mead that

0:45.7

they used to have at Firefly, sadly now closed. It's called Vikings Blood Mead. Has she

0:52.1

been out recently? Bella. She's like, that had just like walked to the back door and circled

0:59.0

around hang on. And we're back. Yes. It's just a weird noise. Yeah. Probably. Okay. But

1:08.4

I can't confirm who it was. A lot of chaos in the house these days. It's the, yes. All right.

1:17.0

So to pick up where we left off, the Vikings blood is me that they used to have at Firefly.

1:22.4

You can buy it like I ordered it from liquor.com or drizzly or something.

1:27.4

It comes in a big black ceramic bottle. It's cool. It's, and it's so delicious. It's

1:31.5

really good. It's like a sweet wine. It's like mead. Yeah. It's like mead. But that's not the

1:37.6

cocktail of the week. The cocktail of the week is the Turkish storm, which is basically a variation

1:42.6

of the dark and stormy that they have at Zaitania here in DC. It has cardamom in it, which is a

1:48.0

lovely little addition. And it makes it very exotic tasting. Yeah. It's my favorite thing to

1:52.3

have when we go there, which we did last week. That's right. I like Uzo, because if you pour water

1:57.3

in it, it gets milky, which I think is pretty cool. It's clear. The water's clear. But then you

2:01.0

make some together and then it's white. Yeah. Which is cool. And it tastes a little bit like

2:05.4

toothpaste. So that's pretty gross. Which also makes water milky. Okay. It's time for administrative

2:15.7

corner. Oh, I love administrative corner. We are recording on Wednesday, September 20th.

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