#3164 Southern Charm S11E07 Part 1: Chick Me Girl*
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🗓️ 15 January 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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This is part one of a two-part recap
Madison has the ladies of Southern Charm over to her new house for a pajama party, but the guys crash it and Austen unites them all against Craig. Also, Salley gets desperation chicks who chirp “pick me” and still loses the guy. *by Ben Mandelker del Toro **Happy Bagel Friday To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, what happens what happens when what happens when there's so much that happens. |
| 0:27.0 | Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crapins, the podcast for all the crap we love to talk about. |
| 0:32.3 | On Ye Old Braves, I'm Ronnie, and that's Ben. Hello, Ben. |
| 0:37.2 | Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Happy Bagel. Thursday slash National Bagel Day. Oh, Ronnie. How's it going? Happy bagel Thursday slash national bagel day. |
| 0:41.1 | Oh, well, that's, it's going great, going great. |
| 0:45.8 | Congratulations on having a national day made after your personal holiday. |
| 0:51.2 | Yeah, thank you. |
| 0:51.7 | Pretty big, Ben. You made a holiday happen. |
| 0:55.5 | Yeah, I feel like Stasi, when she came up with outfit of the day, day. Although I am, I'm upset. Whenever I'm in |
| 1:04.1 | New York, I get bagels from the specific place, and they always make a killer bagel. So today, |
| 1:09.6 | I was like, I'm ordering it. I saved it up all week, and I ordered it, and I got my bagel. And honestly, it was not a very good bagel. And I was like, how could you do this to me on Bigel Thursday, a national bagel day? So I guess there's only one path forward, which is, I guess I'll get another bagel from somewhere else. Tom for another bagel. Well, you have business meetings today in New York, so why don't you just make them all at bagel places? |
| 1:30.9 | I know. No, it's just an excuse so I can get another bagel tomorrow. That's the real key. Oh, oh. But tomorrow's not bagel day. But tomorrow's not bagel day. Well, it's in the spirit of, it's a continuation. I mean, you can't have a holiday made after your personal day and then be like, well, it's also Bagel Friday, man. That's not how it works, okay? Tomorrow's Christmas, everybody, just because. No, I'll say it's Greek Bagel Day tomorrow because, you know, there's always like Greek, like Greek Easter, you know, like that's like eight days later days later that's true or you could do like bagel Hanukkah where it just goes on |
| 2:04.7 | for like eight days or whatever it is yeah yeah I think that's well tomorrow it's a very big |
| 2:11.7 | back-to-back thing because today is national bagel day tomorrow is shah's birthday. So I think like we can celebrate |
| 2:19.4 | Shaaday with the bagel tomorrow, which, you know, the smooth operator. I feel like Shade wouldn't appreciate, |
| 2:24.5 | you know what? I feel like Shadee wouldn't appreciate a carb celebration because Shadee keeps pretty |
| 2:30.2 | in shape. But you know what I'm going to stop knowing you and just yes, you. Yes. |
| 2:35.6 | So lucky. Well, Shadei would want me to do something sensual for myself. That would bring me |
| 2:41.6 | joy. And that would be having a bagel. But she herself would probably get like a little bowl of kind of like |
| 2:47.7 | Japanese farm food, you know, like something like lovely and delicious. |
| 2:52.3 | That's, you know, like maybe something that involves like a kelp or, I don't know, like, beautifully arranged. |
| 2:58.3 | And that would be her bagel Thursday. |
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