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316: We Birth Babies

The Official Podcast

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.87.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Four close man friends gather around to birth babies on Christmas.


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Timestamps:


00:03:00 - Our Worst Ideas

00:20:56 - Honey, Adam&Eve

00:24:45 - Avatar 2

00:35:32 - Scientology

00:45:20 - Christmas

00:58:34 - High on Life

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Hosts: 


Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc 

Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv 

Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal 

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan


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Transcript

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0:00.0

You

0:30.0

Take us in.

0:32.7

Me. Hey guys, welcome to episode three. What do you mean? Hey guys, welcome to episode three six.

0:39.0

Take us to podcast. It's Christmas time.

0:43.3

Merry Christmas to all who've joined us for this week's episode and no one else. Happy holidays.

0:49.3

Happy New Year. See you next Christmas. Bye. Okay, bye everyone.

0:53.6

We've, yeah, we've brought you the gift of an episode that ends immediately.

1:01.8

We don't have the balls to put that out. No way. I mean, that would be kind of cool.

1:07.2

We could try. Remember when Jackson wanted us to have reruns.

1:11.0

Oh my god, yeah, that's still one of the dumbest fucking ideas I think Jackson has ever had.

1:17.6

Well, wait, what was my actual idea before you misrepresented?

1:20.7

It would know it was reruns. It was literally just reruns. You can't just boil it down to,

1:25.3

well, no, you're acting like I'm saying we should just done reruns in lieu of new episodes,

1:30.7

which I don't think that's what my argument was. I said on an entirely different like live stream

1:35.5

channel, we just rerun episodes so people can listen live on that. No, what? No, I think the one

1:41.7

guy is referring to is that was one of your ideas, but you also have the idea of doing one of our

1:46.4

like anniversary episodes as nothing but like clips from old episodes. So it wasn't a new episode.

1:52.1

It was just repeat episode from different. Oh, no, I tried to do that last anniversary thing, right?

1:58.0

But it was actually acting to the old one. No, but your original, we had to chime in with that.

2:02.9

Your original idea was we just play all of our best moments. I don't think that's how it went down.

2:09.7

I think one, I don't think you guys, you guys absolutely didn't make that suggestion

2:16.5

to react to our own content or whatever because you shut that down immediately in the episode as well.

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