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🗓️ 7 May 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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0:00.0 | I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home. |
0:02.0 | I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money. |
0:05.0 | I've ruled out uni because of my grades. |
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0:22.6 | So rethink your future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University. |
0:28.3 | The future is open. |
0:29.9 | I'm going to tell you the story. I got refused a seat in a restaurant and car because I didn't like to look at me. |
0:34.7 | Hold on. Hold on. We're recording. Now, see when someone comes in and goes, I don't know if I should tell the. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We're recording. |
0:36.1 | Now, see when someone comes in and goes, I don't know if I should tell this story. We're never going to go, probably best you don't. Quite. This is just, you're only amongst friends here. So I was in cork, right? Yeah. I mean, my family went to a restaurant. Okay. a restaurant that I would have gone to a lot You would have frequent |
0:36.9 | They would know you |
0:37.7 | No they wouldn't know him cork, right? Yeah. I mean, my family went to a restaurant. Okay. A restaurant that I would have gone to a lot. |
0:56.3 | You would have, they would know you? No, they wouldn't know me. Right. But I would have gone with my family, like. Right. And the restaurant was empty. It was like half five. Walked in. I was on, well, I was, I was in the front. there was eight, six of us, I was in the front. |
0:52.3 | I was like, hi man, how's going? |
0:53.7 | Any chance of a table for six? |
0:55.7 | And he just looked at me and the was in the front it was eight six of us I was in the front I was like hi man how's |
1:10.9 | going any chance of a table for six and he just looked to me and the restaurant was |
1:15.3 | empty like and he went oh well you got booking I went no no no no no book in is it |
1:20.5 | well known that you got to book this place no it's walking like right well you get |
1:24.7 | both like and then I went alright and he goes |
1:29.0 | bookers coming in now |
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