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Tea With Me

315. The Sheikh, The Fat Sl*t and The Chicken Licker with Eshaan Akbar and Dave Elliott

Tea With Me

Shane Todd

Comedy

4.8614 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Sippers welcome! This week I'm joined by comedians Eshaan Akbar and Dave Elliott.



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Transcript

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0:00.0

I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home.

0:02.0

I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.

0:05.0

I've ruled out uni because of my grades.

0:10.0

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0:13.0

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0:17.0

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0:23.6

future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University. The future is open.

0:29.9

I love Jack Black. I'm actually going to go watch the Minecraft movie. Does he? Probably one of my

0:33.8

favourite blacks. Can I? See him here. No, sorry. See him here. The pod started. Can I... Same here. No, sorry, same here.

0:39.1

The pod started.

0:40.4

Can I offer a controversial take on Jack Black?

0:44.5

Oh, I think it's out on Blacks.

0:47.3

Please.

0:48.4

On Jack Black.

0:49.3

Yeah.

0:51.3

Is he a bit much?

0:53.0

Is he a bit much?

0:54.2

Is there an argument that he's a bit much? No, on what basis? Like sometimes you eat it... Do you hate a joy? Sometimes you eat a dish and you go, oh, that's nice for like a mouth full, but I couldn't have a full one. He's going around doing that? You never have a dessert and you go, oh God, that's great, but it's so filling. You know what?

1:07.7

Recently, in my older age, I've realised, like, I want dessert but not a whole thing. I do know what you mean. I want like a little morsel. I love Jack Black, but I take one bite of, I'm not having a bite of him. Then you don't love him? I do love him, but he's very rich. And he is rich. He's done a lot. He's done everything.

1:08.2

He's everything.

1:27.5

No, I think Jack Black is one of the few people left who just exudes joy everywhere. But is he crying inside? Is he doing too much joy? Like, do you think he cries in the shower? No, because he's like fat. He doesn't care. Like us two. Do you know what I mean? Just there. Daveyette David David's up Dave I don't what I said I don't what I said

1:28.1

Can I tell you some

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