0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:36.4	Hello, everyone, and welcome to Beach to Sandy, Water Too Wet, the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
0:43.3	My name is Christine.
0:44.5	My name is Zandi.
0:46.0	Hello, hello.
0:46.8	Good to see you.
0:48.1	Oh, you don't, I don't see you.
0:49.5	Don't worry.
0:50.7	Good to have you here with us.
0:52.3	We are doing an episode full of lovely holiday inflatables.
0:58.6	Full of hot air.
1:00.5	What else is new?
1:02.5	That's right.
1:03.7	What else is new?
1:05.1	My snow globe Mickey Mouseyard inflatable in the front yard.
1:10.8	It is looking good, even when it deflates and
1:13.8	covers the lawn in just a moist
1:17.6	sharp. I can't imagine that looks that good, but
1:20.7	it probably looks better than the lawn does without it.
1:23.8	True. That's right, Ted.
1:27.3	I forgot if we're trying to be like radio hosts or what the, what the, did we create a persona yet?
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