#316: Namaste

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

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🗓️ 2 April 2021

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

1- It’s the Derek Chauvin Trial
2- No, we say No. What is it? Doesn’t matter. NO.
3- Way to go, Pete.
4- Wait, what? They want to vote?
5- I vote you don’t fly Delta
6- 17
7- Damn that yoga.
8- I have billion minus 130 dollars.

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 316 in my podcast. Who's paying attention? You guys have been,
0:24.8	and I certainly appreciate it. So, obviously, the big story this week is the trial of Derek
0:32.2	Chauvin, the cop that killed George Floyd. I've seen it already called the George Floyd trial.
0:41.9	Unfortunately, it is not. That is not, no, I shouldn't say that. Fortunately, that is not correct. It is the Chauvin trial.
0:51.7	Now, we know, we absolutely know from experience with this, this will be one more time where
0:58.5	George Floyd, the victim, is put on trial.
1:01.2	The defense already has their plan.
1:03.7	Their plan is to say that he was on drugs, and that's what killed him.
1:08.3	The drugs and his bad heart killed him.
1:10.4	And a knee on his neck for eight minutes and 46 seconds, which actually on the first day,
1:18.2	they showed it was actually over nine minutes from the arrest from the original takedown.
1:22.9	But yeah, the defense is like, no, that has nothing to do with it.
1:26.2	A knee on your neck.
1:45.4	No, that didn't kill him. It was the drugs. You know, that is the defense. The defense is really like, don't believe what you see. And we're seeing it over and over because they showed the famous 846 video, but they've also shown some other videos taken by other people and the testimony in the first couple of days. And it's, some of it, you'd have to say is
1:50.8	expert testimony because it came from like an off-duty paramedic who saw him down and said
1:56.1	the man is dying. And the paramedics, the EMTs who showed up, said the man is dead, a fireman who said
2:03.4	it was a lifeless body. Children who saw it have testified. I mean, the testimony has been
2:10.5	damning to say the least. In my opinion, which is so far from an expert opinion, but in my opinion, if this wasn't a cop,
2:20.3	there wouldn't even be a trial. If there were this much evidence with videos and eyewitnesses,
2:26.2	and even some of the eyewitnesses said, hey, my memory isn't perfect, you know, it was a year
2:30.9	ago, blah, blah, blah. But there seems to be such a preponderance of evidence.
2:38.1	Now, I have spoken to someone who is an expert.
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