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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#315: THE MORE I KNOW PEOPLE THE MORE I LIKE DOGS

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2021

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

1- Hello, Florida. Joker... Governor... same thing.
2- Welcome to Texas. Wait-- Where ya goin'?
3- Lyin' Ted tells the truth.
4- Republican constitution is pro gun and anti vote.
5- She’s not supposed to salute, Stupid.
6- Sorry, Jay, I’m not apologizing.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Boden. I want to welcome you to episode 315 of my podcast. Who's paying attention?

0:23.7

You guys have been and as always I appreciate it. So let's get into it, man. It is spring

0:31.7

break in Miami. I'm sure you've seen the story, seen the party, seen the crowds. It's very funny to me how, is it hypocrisy or what? When there's, you know, two sets of, two, two realities, two realities. So you have Governor DeSantis who, the governor of Florida, who says that he won.

0:56.0

He says his lack of any COVID-19 rules or regulations or mandates was a huge success.

1:06.1

He was at CPAP bragging about it.

1:08.8

CPAP they didn't have any masks on.

1:11.3

And the media, the quote mainstream media, has been backing him up.

1:16.4

They've been saying, yeah, he's right.

1:18.3

He did a good job, this and that.

1:20.0

Now, that's one reality.

1:22.2

Now, the other reality, Miami Beach during spring break,

1:27.3

where there are thousands upon thousands of partiers, no masks,

1:33.1

obviously no social distancing, the city declaring a state of emergency, yes, state of emergency,

1:41.0

police coming down and rounding up and arresting people, mostly people of color,

1:45.8

but we knew that was going to happen.

1:49.8

There was even a Joker down there.

1:51.7

There was even a guy with green hair dancing on a car, dressed like the Joker,

2:00.3

throwing money out into the street. If you remember,

2:03.0

the first Batman movie with Jack Nicholson, that was something that he did as a Joker. And this

2:09.2

guy is yelling that COVID is over. COVID is fake. There's no need for the mask. And basically, he's yelling the same thing that the governor says.

2:20.7

That can't be good, right?

2:22.4

When a guy, by the way, the Joker's 34 years old and married from Chicago.

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