315: Montel, I'm Mad At You

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2025

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Don’t waste your bangs, escape rooms are fun, always shop with a list and cries without tears are a tell. Did we love a fraud? Men need to step it up, kids need grit and Crystal is losing her mind.

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0:00.0	Hi guys. Welcome to Hello Disfunction. I'm Patafria.
0:23.8	Hi, I'm Crystal.
0:25.4	I like your hair today.
0:27.1	Do you?
0:27.5	Yeah.
0:27.8	I was going to ask if you liked it with things.
0:30.1	When I was doing it, when I was getting, you know, doing it, I was a little self-conscious. I felt like I was giving middle-aged mom. No. No? No, it's cute. Thank you. Okay, that makes me feel a little better. No, you haven't been wearing them lately. I like when you have the bangs. Okay, good. Yeah, they look good. Yeah, I haven't wore them, but maybe one time since, you know, cutting it this last
0:56.7	time.
0:57.1	So I was like, why do you have bangs if you're not going to wear them?
1:00.2	Yeah, I know.
1:00.9	You're just wasting them.
1:01.8	Yeah, so got bangs.
1:06.1	So.
1:07.2	Did you see, remember how before we recorded last episode?
1:12.6	I was like, you look so pretty.
1:14.6	Remember?
1:15.5	Yeah.
1:16.6	I didn't think so, but yeah.
1:19.2	I'm not the only one.
1:20.5	Do you see the Patreon comments?
1:22.2	No.
1:23.0	There's quite a few that's like, wow, Pat, you look so freaking beautiful.
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