0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:36.3	Hello and welcome to Beach,
0:37.8	D'Sandy Water 2 at the podcast where we read the worst reviews
0:40.1	in the most dramatic fashion.
0:41.9	My name is X-Tine.
0:43.2	My name is Zandi.
0:44.8	Hello, everyone.
0:45.9	We're here today with our second installment of our four-part advent calendar.
0:53.5	Today is Christmas album.
0:57.3	Christmas album reviews.
0:59.3	Okay, that one's not news to me.
1:00.9	I knew that.
1:02.0	Yeah, welcome to this one.
1:03.9	And my challenge this week was to find reviews where someone was upset.
1:09.8	It didn't snow.
1:13.6	Yeah, and that was from candy. And I got in trouble about saying that it wasn't i mean i didn't get in trouble i got in trouble with myself oh
1:17.4	poor candy just didn't get credit candy's about to get in trouble no one gave me anything not a single
1:23.1	email wait candy after all that you didn't even send in some examples for us? Wow. This poor candy is going to be just like, who did I use to bully all the time? I used to bully Brad. I used to bully Gregory. There's a lot of, you bullied so many people back in the day. Man, I can't stop it. I will say, though, I'll feel bad for candy when we live in a world where candy is auto-corrected to Zandi and not the other way around.
1:49.0	Yeah, there you go.
1:50.9	Normalize the reverse typo.
1:53.0	I'm the victim here.
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