314: MARK, Get In Here

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

Peez started kindergarten, Crystal had a relaxing birthday, perimenopause is killing us and sometimes you need to be a Karen. Common courtesy is dead, more extreme body mods, don't stiff nice servers or put out cigarettes on the windows.

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0:00.0	Hi.
0:02.0	Oh, I like you.
0:05.0	Hi.
0:25.0	Welcome.
0:25.7	Were you sleeping?
0:26.8	I just needed to give a little stretch.
0:29.8	Welcome to Hello Dysfunction.
0:31.7	Episode 314.
0:33.5	Episode hot, hot, hot.
0:36.3	I'm Patafria.
0:37.8	I'm Crystal.
0:39.0	Here we are.
0:41.0	Happy hump day.
0:42.6	Today's been a day.
0:44.3	Yeah.
0:45.0	Yeah, it's been long.
0:46.4	I know you're...
0:46.9	I'm ready to go to bed right now.
0:48.6	Really?
0:49.2	Like this.
0:50.3	You feel like you've been doing hell.
0:51.8	I'm ready to jump in a fucking pool is what I'm ready to do.
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