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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3148 That's DOCTOR Boyardee To You

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2020

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew wax nostalgic about Domino’s pizza, Cisco Morris, and the old fashioned radio days of TBTL. They also reveal the round 2 winners in the Drops of Stupider contest!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

TVTL on your floor. What's your favorite show? TVTL. Can we please do TVTL? Yeah, we can do TVTL.

0:11.0

TVTL.

0:18.0

Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is. It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.

0:27.0

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. It's good, you know? I mean, sure. I'm depressed and constantly sick and nothing really brings me joy, but it just feels right.

0:38.0

I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him, the things he'd say to me, what did he say?

0:48.0

What the hell are you doing in a bathroom, day or night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?

0:53.0

The story of this situation is it's extremely personal. Oh, I know this. This violates every can I never suspectable broadcast.

1:04.0

All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Friday edition of TVTL. We're still in the mix, baby.

1:10.0

The show that just might be too beautiful to live my name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. I'm an activist and house party enthusiast.

1:19.0

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perch Top, Alabama Hill, in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City beautiful Friday, shaping up here, looking out over like watch come and squal come mountain.

1:33.0

That is a relief. We had a couple of real, crummy days and was definitely making it less fun to be stuck at home as we all are right now here in day 40.

1:45.0

It's already been 40 days and shut it down America operation shut it down America. So nice to see the sunshine. It's nice to be arriving in episode 3,148 in a collector series.

1:57.0

Let the fun begin. Lots to talk about out in the real world and lots to talk about from here at the Old Burbank Springs residents where I decided yesterday to try to get there's a massive buildup of ice.

2:14.0

In a small-ish refrigerator that is down in the basement of the house and I decided to get that ice out of the freezer using a chisel.

2:27.0

What an idiot.

2:28.0

And there was a very predictable ending to that situation. I wish I hadn't done that.

2:34.0

So if I could borrow some free on from someone to re-inject into my now murdered refrigerator I would really appreciate that anyway.

2:43.0

We'll talk about that. I'm also got some real issues with the Seattle Times right now as was promoted at the end of yesterday's show.

2:51.0

I received an email that made me furious. I am not less angry about it as of this morning. So we'll talk about that.

2:58.0

And drops of stupider round two the TBTL drop contest.

3:03.0

What a fun sexy time for you.

3:04.0

We got some more results for all of y'all and because it's Friday we'll do some music for your weekend.

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