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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3144 Corn Dog Millionaire

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2020

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew listen to a 30-year old audio tape from a very sad 6 year old who also has some perspective on life. Also, a news reporter accidentally (allegedly) broadcasts her husband in the shower.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, do yourself a favour?

0:06.0

Come and work for us.

0:08.0

The glittering prizes and endless compromises shatter the illusion of integrity.

0:17.0

So, do you want to come and work for us?

0:21.0

You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?

0:25.0

Try one side what the hemispheres are by rush.

0:28.0

Do yourself a favour and download it.

0:30.0

Delete one of your dido tracks.

0:32.0

No, I don't funny you.

0:33.0

Let me put it in plain English.

0:34.0

I don't dance to dido, dude.

0:36.0

I know there was a lot of days in there before you say anything.

0:39.0

T-B-T-L!

0:45.0

Wow, you're really good at puzzles.

0:47.0

I did them all the time as a kid.

0:49.0

As my mom used to say, when you're doing a puzzle, it's like having a thousand friends.

0:53.0

Do you have any types of food for dogs who are afraid of spiders?

0:57.0

Literally, if I'm not wearing a good outfit, I can't sing a good song.

1:01.0

Look, man, you know your stuff, but you're like a crazy volcano.

1:05.0

You have to show me you can bring it down a notch.

1:07.0

I'll bring it down a thousand notches if I have to!

1:09.0

A tomato tomato.

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