#3143 A (Chet) Hazey Shade Of Summer

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2020

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Andrew spends some time emphasizing with the Youth Of America, while Luke learns how to become a once-in-a-generation auto mechanic. Plus, we wrap up Round 2 of the Drops Of Stupider contest.

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0:00.0	Hi, this message is for Andrew. I have to apologize this whole time that you were talking about Minecraft. I thought you were talking about Minecraft and I was really confused how someone could be that obsessed with a game.
0:15.0	So simple, but my fiance just explained to me that Minecraft is different from mine sweepers. So I apologize for the regiment that I rendered while listening to you talking about Minecraft thinking you were playing mine sweepers.
0:30.0	All right.
0:38.0	Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is.
0:42.0	It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:49.0	In this brochure, it says, this tour is crunk. What does it say to me?
0:54.0	Actually, you know what? I can email you. Or you know, you can email me at split2itSpletnet.net.
0:59.0	Split once my father. You'll be said to see him go. You'll be nice to get my hands on that handle.
1:12.0	All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Friday edition of TVTL Show.
1:19.0	That just might be too beautiful to list. Isn't that for Techno Geeks with Spreadsheet?
1:23.0	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. I just want you to be normal and clearly you're not.
1:28.0	Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perchtaf, Alabama Hill, and Bellingham, Washington of the Bay City.
1:36.0	It's kind of turning into a bit of a cloudy day here looking out over Lake Wadcombe and Squalcombe Mountain, but it's not raining actively.
1:46.0	So we'll take that as a win. I hope y'all are doing okay out there as we arrive at day 33 of the SIDA, the shutting down of America.
2:04.0	I was going to say something else about it, but I think just it completely left my mind.
2:07.0	So why don't I just tell you that this is episode 3143 in a collector's series?
2:12.0	Let the fun begin.
2:14.0	Oh, here's something I wanted to say. I am finding out that I'm capable of doing things that I didn't think I could do.
2:23.0	I'm learning!
2:25.0	Because of all of this, you know, being trapped at home in various services, not being available.
2:31.0	It did something yesterday that I felt very, very happy of myself that I was able to accomplish. We'll talk about that.
2:37.0	Also, we'll finish up round two of the TVTL drops of stupider, drop contest.
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