314 - White Marble with Paul Virzi
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2022
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Tim Dillon and Paul Virzi talk parents having meltdowns at their kid's sporting events, how Paul spends money like an Italian and justifies it to his wife, and the last thing Tim will give up if it all goes south.
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| 0:00.0 | By the way, do you know how fucking great it is that a fucking do you know how great it is and how fucking happy I am for you that you fucking came here in this disgusting town |
| 0:07.5 | Yeah, I appreciate it. You're a new York kid doing this still. Yeah, yeah, you pulled up in a Bentley and I fucking got real happy. I appreciate it. Thank you. |
| 0:14.1 | Fucking happy. Thank you. Well, you know, are we are we on? Yeah, yeah, well, we're right. Yeah, we don't tell people |
| 0:21.1 | Well, okay. Yeah, no, that's good. Well, what's good about me is that I'm at the comedy store and I'm not in jail, you know, because |
| 0:27.9 | it's been rough for a few years out here. Left and right people get in taking out headshots. Yeah, I just wish I lived at a time when we |
| 0:36.7 | You didn't know smoking is bad for you. That's the time I wish I lived in because you know, we know so much now that to do certain |
| 0:45.2 | things now you have to really have a death wish which I don't have. But back, you know, I don't have that but back then you |
| 0:52.9 | Could just enjoy I saw clips of like Jackie Gleese you could see like when Jackie Gleese was on like train carts and and they're just |
| 1:01.0 | Drinking and smoking and there was no there was no talking about it. It was just going to the club and having |
| 1:06.9 | Having scotch and drinking cigarettes was was it well, there was you know, there was a thing in that era where people really |
| 1:14.3 | Like like fun was a big deal like having fun right like fun loose right let loose |
| 1:21.7 | Yeah, having fun. We've kind of done away with that now. Yeah, we're like |
| 1:28.5 | There was there was the idea that you could really enjoy yourself and that part of your life |
| 1:34.3 | Yeah, should be defined by your ability to have fun right to let loose. Yeah. Well if you know, I mean |
| 1:42.8 | I'm sure Janice has told you Janice pop is of course, but I |
| 1:46.3 | My problem and my fighting with my wife is that it's a little too much with me right? |
| 1:50.4 | So if I did live in that time right probably it probably wouldn't have been long lived |
| 1:54.5 | Oh, yeah, you know like I still I mean I still I have to I say I'm gonna have to white claws. I'm up all night |
| 1:59.6 | Yeah, yeah, you know, you just have fun |
| 2:01.5 | I just have fun and then let's smoke us a car, but Paul see you in the morning. Yeah, you got to be up with the kids tomorrow |
| 2:06.0 | Yeah, fine, and then I'm gonna be fine. Yeah, and I'm an absolute mess for two days |
| 2:10.0 | Yeah, then she has the kids and then she's resentful to me. Oh, by the way, then I'm going now. I'm going to Beverly Hills for a week |
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