313 - The Choker
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2022
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Tim Dillon breaks down the Ezra Miller crime saga and his return to Warner Brothers, the two types of movies they're allowed to make now, what you have to do with your friend's terrible children, how to self-medicate properly and Drew Barrymore falling under the eye of cancel culture.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. |
| 0:02.8 | I was coming down my elevator this morning and I opened it and there was like an autistic |
| 0:07.8 | kid or like a young, maybe in his teens, late teens and he was like, he was in the elevator |
| 0:14.6 | and he was going, press for, press for. |
| 0:18.8 | And the guy and I was like terrified because the elevator opened and he was just sweating |
| 0:22.9 | and screaming, press for. |
| 0:26.4 | Like as loud as I'd ever heard. |
| 0:28.7 | And there was like a Saudi next to him, like a skinny Saudi, like one of the 19 hijack, |
| 0:33.5 | they just all look alike. |
| 0:34.5 | It's he didn't do it, but they just a skinny Saudi think any of the Muhammadata whatever. |
| 0:40.1 | And he's and not that they're all, but you know what I mean? |
| 0:42.4 | Is that aesthetic in the elevator next to this kid? |
| 0:46.2 | And then I'm like, all right, I'll wait for another one and then the Saudi walks out |
| 0:48.6 | he goes, I'll wait for another one too. |
| 0:50.0 | And I'm like, what the fuck happened? |
| 0:51.5 | He goes, I don't know who this guy is. |
| 0:54.2 | I just walked in the elevator and he started screaming, press for, press for. |
| 1:00.6 | He started hitting the call button and screaming at security. |
| 1:05.4 | So like the mental, it's crazy. |
| 1:09.4 | What's going on out there? |
| 1:10.4 | And then I was eating lunch in a grocery store and a guy just came up to me and I swear |
| 1:14.3 | to God out of nowhere and he was going up to everyone in the store and he's going, you |
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