313: You Better Run

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 158 minutes

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Happy Anniversary, Mexico was eventful, Crystal is not a traveler and Peez is a sour patch kid. Pat doesn’t own a mop, school is starting, no toilet services, and no more missionaries.

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0:00.0	Hey, guys.
0:02.0	Guess who's back? It's Hello Dysfunction episode 313. I'm Crystal. I'm
0:27.3	Pada for you. I'm hot. We're back. It's been so long. It feels like forever. Yeah. i was telling you when we were gone i hated not
0:42.6	being on schedule yeah i didn't and i was telling you like three years ago i would have been
0:48.4	so fine with it being interrupted but now no yeah i feel like um it's like daunting like i feel like there's something you know
1:00.1	like you have stuff to do like pressure on me to do stuff yeah like it's not relaxing when we're
1:06.6	not recording so um no because I'm thinking about it.
1:11.2	Yeah.
1:13.2	I'm happy to be back.
1:13.9	Me too.
1:17.1	Yeah, we have a lot of notes, a lot to talk about.
1:17.8	Yeah.
1:23.5	Yeah, that fan feels real good when it oscillates my way right now.
1:26.7	We're sweating as usual.
1:27.5	Definitely.
1:29.4	It's a.
1:32.6	Mine and Mark's wedding anniversary today. Oh, it is.
1:33.2	You're right.
1:33.8	Happy anniversary to you guys.
1:36.4	Happy anniversary to you too.
1:38.2	Thanks.
1:40.3	We both forgot it until Charlene texted us and told us happy anniversary.
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