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A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

314: A Sandwich and Some Shrimp Tail Cereal

A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

YEA Networks

Comedy

4.51.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Kellie had a Halo laser procedure today and gives all the details. Then she breaks down the biggest viral story of the week -- the Twitter tirade of a man who found shrimp tails, dental floss and what seems to be rat poo in the bottom of his Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Allen isn't buying it for a minute.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Yay, Networks!

0:04.3

Welcome to another episode of a sandwich in some love and it's a podcast that I, Kelly

0:17.6

Raspberry Evans, am so fortunate to be able to do with my husband, Alan Evans.

0:25.3

Hello, Alan!

0:26.9

Hey, you trained in the house.

0:28.1

Yeah, your voice sounds kind of weird, babe.

0:29.8

Yeah, I had a gagging coughing fit, right?

0:32.0

You know, I feel, I have gagging coughing fits like on the reg.

0:38.3

How did this become, I'm the victim here, but now, now you're the victim, so

0:43.1

that whenever I have laughing coughing or not laughing coughing gagging fits, you're like,

0:47.4

I'm just going to look at you, like, yeah, but babe, that happens like all the time every day.

0:51.8

Don't you feel sorry for me now based on your experience?

0:54.1

Is bad, isn't it?

0:55.8

I mean, I'm over it now.

0:57.7

Are you?

0:59.6

No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

1:01.0

I'm glad you're fine.

1:01.8

I'm like 97%.

1:04.6

Yeah, you're still getting over the sinus infection.

1:06.2

I'm not 100%.

1:07.1

I'm like 97%.

1:09.4

Well, boy, by next podcast, they're going to get fired on all cylinders.

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