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#3138 Crappens Rewind: Ep 479 RHONY Would You Believe It? LuAnn Got Married!

Watch What Crappens

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4.815K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

It's the wedding of the century! LuAnn and Tom finally get married on this week's episode of "Real Housewives of New York," and to sweeten the deal, LuAnn even released a new single! We have the world premiere on our show.

Also, talk of Chinatown, oysters, tissue paper, and all the usual crazy stuff on this show.

*This episode originally aired June 2017

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0:00.0

Hey, what happens. Watch what happens when What happens when there's so much that happens. Hey, everyone.

0:21.7

Welcome to Watcher Crapins, the podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch.

0:28.0

I'm Ben Mandelker from Bysideblog.com and The Bandle Blender.

0:32.1

And joining me, as usual, is the wonderful and hilarious and lovely and perhaps slightly hungover because I'm just

0:39.7

slightly hungover, not really. Ronnie Karam from TrashogTV.com and the Rose Pricks Bachelor

0:45.1

slash Bachelorette podcast. What's up, Ronnie? Well, hello, little bean. Yeah, hello there. Ronnie

0:51.8

and I hit the town last night. We went out to the Abbey with none other than Hannah from below deck Mediterranean, and it was beyond fun. Beyond fun. Yeah, she's so fun. Oh, my gosh. So beautiful, too. Smulla. I know. She was like, well, I'm just going to throw on something. I'll probably look, you know, I look like a hussy. And she shows up looking gorgeous. And I was like, shut your face, Hannah. Yeah, that's an expensive hersey. Yeah. Yeah, that is not a cheap hersey. That's for sure. Yeah, that was fun. And if you go on to our Instagram, which is at Watch What Krapins on Instagram. We have a picture, but we also

1:29.2

have some, we have some stories. So go check that out now before they expire. Oh, yeah, go look

1:35.6

them over. Yeah. She's so funny. She's like, and then I'll have a date with a really hot guy from

1:40.3

wherever. And then I'm not go to Dubai to see this. And then I'll be in the south of France doing this. I was like, Jesus. She lives quite the awesome life. I know. I came home, like, I really suck. Yeah. Well, you know what's also, Sucky is that, you know, we, we took, we walked her to catch, which is where she was going to have dinner. We didn't really like Katie kazerl was there at catch we could have had like such a big powwow but we didn't oh

2:04.7

oh kazorls we should have looked in there yeah there were all these people taking pictures

2:10.2

um i like there's so many little tiny short people who are apparently famous and they all

2:16.5

drive these gigantic jeeps and like huge army cars.

2:20.8

Yeah. And then these little tiny men come out, you know, like little tiny Persian men dripping with gold come out. And I'm like, where are you people? It's like there's a whole different life that those people lead, you know, and you only see them if you stand outside restaurants like that.

2:34.2

Exactly. And the paparazzi would take photos of all of them like only see them if you stand outside restaurants like that. Exactly.

2:34.7

And the paparazzi would take photos of all of them. Like literally a bum would walk up to the restaurant, the paparots were taking photos. But like me and Ronnie, no photos. Yeah. What are you going to do? It might have something to do with us taking pictures of the paparazzi. They're like, wow, look at their cameras. Yeah, on our Instagram story.

2:52.2

And then, like, when we eventually got home, I was drunk, and I turned on the TV and the property brothers were on. I took some belligerent Instagram stories of the property brothers. I was looking at them today. I was like, huh. So it's a fun night outress. Now those are celebrities.

3:09.6

Yeah, those are real stars.

3:10.3

Yeah.

3:13.0

I would understand them coming out of a giant Jeep.

3:16.0

I'd be like, oh my God, the property bros.

3:21.7

Yeah, but the other guys, I'm like, was this guy like a background on Shazza Sunset once?

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