The world is in pieces and nothing will ever be the same, but that doesn't mean we can't maintain some sort of

normalcy in our lives. Tomorrow is April 1st, which is April Fool's Day, and I am sitting here begging you guys.

Whatever prank you had planned, please do it. If it wants to tell your mom you're pregnant, it will make her laugh.

It is one of the most important holidays. It is a worldwide holiday. It is the first holiday. I could have been the first holiday. We don't know.

TVTL

I'm gonna fool you.

You talk better than you fool.

A fool you are real nice.

You couldn't fool your mother and the fooling is day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

TVTL is a kind of show that you listen to because instead of being able to hang out with your friends inside your ears, it makes you laugh.

You see how they go from being so sweet to just wanting to tear your face off and they can do it like that.

It's amazing to have that kind of range in that speed.

It feels weird that I heard all that. Do you want any pancakes?

All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Wednesday edition of TVTL. The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

It's your lucky day. You just found a USB flash drive in the parking lot. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

I say I say was up, though.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, perched a top Alabama hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

Happy April 1st, everybody. Happy April Fool's Day.

That's a pretty good spoof.

By the way, that intro tape hot off the presses of Twitter.

It's a very funny person on Twitter named Grace Coolinshmit.

Right now going by Dr. Grace Coolinshmit.

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