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Hello Dysfunction

312: Elizabeth?

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Back on black cohosh, we have a new baby, this weekend was scary and we need a carpenter. Childhood photos, cannibal sandwiches, humans are still a disappointment and protect the geniuses.

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0:00.0

Hi. Welcome to Hello to Thunc. I'm Patafir. Hi. Welcome to Hello Dysfunction.

0:24.3

I'm Padafria.

0:25.6

I'm Crystal.

0:27.3

This is episode 312, I believe.

0:30.9

It is.

0:31.5

I think so.

0:32.6

We're just cruising.

0:35.3

Here we are.

0:37.3

I can't get my thing to go down there we go oh it was bugging the

0:43.0

shit the phone yeah it was like a you know a crack where it wasn't touching how's your day

0:51.4

um it's been all right. Yeah. Yeah.

0:57.1

I, um, today wasn't, you know, it was whatever.

0:59.1

I got up, I had a call.

1:02.2

They had to cancel for whatever reason. So we rescheduled it and yeah.

1:05.5

Is there a cancellation fee or is that what the deposits for?

1:08.9

Um, how does that work?

1:09.9

Sometimes there is.

1:10.8

It depends on my attitude and how irritated i

1:14.0

am with them canceling or having to reschedule but yeah if they flat out cancel it's forfeiture of their

1:20.8

deposit so i keep that but um if they're rescheduling you know i might ask for like a little something

1:26.7

extra for the inconvenience but But yeah, in this case, whatever, we just moved it. Yeah. Yeah. I probably depends on how much you like the client as well, huh? And what kind of day I'm having. For sure. That's a big part of it. Did you get sleep? Yep. I've been taking hydroxazine. Has it been working? Like every day. It works. It works like immediately. But I don't like to take it every day. I don't know. I've had to, though. It might be the perimenopause. Anchor. Yeah. I have to take it or I cannot get any sleep and like hot flashes start for me at like

2:05.7

7.30 or 8 p.m. It's like sundowners but for hot flashes like night sweats, night sweats start for me

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