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Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Okay, I'm nervous, Sandy.

Why?

This is a very normal episode.

This is my friends that are making you nervous.

Do you want me to cover them up?

Yeah.

It's actually so much worse when you just cover up them temporarily and then they just jump out of me every time you move your hands.

Zandi's in the studio today, the literal studio.

And he has this cool backdrop today that Forever Dog had in storage, I suppose, for some reason.

And it's these snowmen at the beach.

And I'm having a great time watching you relax and between your two friends. Making friends. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm having a great time. This is really fun because. Alexander's in L.A. mode today. I'm, yeah, I don't have to listen to my traffic as we, all the traffic outside and,

somebody else got to set up the equipment. Oh, yeah, I didn't do anything. I just showed up. It's really, it's really nice. I'm only a little bit jealous. Now I have to try to be funny. So hopefully it works out. What's this episode? 313. This is our Thanksgiving extravaganza. I taken Thanksgiving on my Google Drive and the number of like Patreon bonuses from the past several years that were in there.

Just Jimbo the Eradicator on every single page.

I didn't bring him this time because I figured, you know, if you're on Patreon, you've, or even just the regular episodes, you've probably heard enough.

Of Jimbo? Impossible. I know. But so I want to like leave a little to the imagination when it comes to the eradicator. Oh. What does that mean? Every time I feel insecure about something I said, I look at the snowman to your left where he's winking. And I'm like, he says it's okay. So anyway, Alexander, I think I have more than you. Would you like me to start?

Yes, please. I would love that. Okay. So this was sent in by Abby and Abby said, this is stupid.

But read the reviewer's name and I thought, okay, and it took me forever to understand what was going on.

And then I realized the review had put a separate review as their name on Amazon.

They put a separate review.

Huh?

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