Throw some chestnuts in the fire and bring your reindeer inside because it's Christmas time,

and you know what that means. Grab another bowl of Christmas spaghetti and call in the family

because it's time for the Charles Austin reluctant Christmas special. Hope you're ready

for one whole hour of wholesome Christmas entertainment, including songs,

stories, treats, and drinks, and some of the best celebrity guests who didn't have anything

else on their schedule.

Welcome to the show.

Let's hear it for our house band, The Holly Jolly Shrudders.

All the Stars are here with Celebrity Chef, Dip Spitwell, video game legend Chris Medson,

Kirby Shorty, the Shy Medium, Carl Salesman Jimmy Midgar, Little Dirty Rodney, the Christmas Orphan.

Don't forget that the reason for the season is giving, and we are happy to partner with Studies for Kids, a charity that helps children get studies, and we will be joined by the charity's founder,

Lane Svensson. Lines will be open, and your donation will go a long way in getting some of these

kids' studies. Call in at 1-800-186, and we will guide you through the donation process.

Now let's get to the man of the hour.

Ladies and gentlemen, Charles Austin.

Thank you, thank you.

Yeah, you know, Christmas is here, but you wouldn't know it from looking at Congress.

I mean, they've got the Republicans who are red, right?

But where's the Green Party?

And I can tell you this about the holidays in Washington.

It's going to be a white Christmas for sure, because of Joe Biden's mayo white bread ass in the White House.

He looks like a damn ghost of Christmas present because he's so old and his mayo

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