I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home.

I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.

I've ruled out uni because of my grades.

Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything.

With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study.

We're open to all. Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors.

So rethink your future with the degree you didn't think was possible.

The Open University.

The future is open.

I haven't seen either.

You're using so long.

I know.

And can I say something?

Uh-huh.

You look like a DJ in Ibiza, who was massive the early Notties and goes back once a year just to do like Cafe Mambo is that what it's called? You're very, very close to what I do like I do go to Abifa. He's DJ Lawrence John. Yeah but you don't drop a set I'd be very close to it. I'd be very friendly with the DJ So do be in the DJ You're the guy

You're the guy in the DJ booth Just getting the hands up He doesn't drop a set But a set of balls He hits the floor Whenever he wears his wee shorts Without the neck in it Spent too much time With Judge Dunes last year Yeah It's not Judge Dunes It's his brother Oh right yeah It's the one that...

He's been in the hotel that they can't afford.

Yeah.

He's playing in the hotel.

He's playing in the hotel. He's playing in the hotel. Judge Duce. Couldn't get tickets to the real thing, but we'll have something. We'll have his cousin. Yeah, it's a second cousin from... A DJ's made. Wakefield. Wakefield? Wakefield? Wakefield or the dance act, Wigfield? Saturday night and the year is getting high.

And you look like he DJs you sings.

You look like the table loves that song.

...