#3125 Southern Charm S11E05 Part Two: Pool Intentions

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🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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This is part 2 of a two-part recap

Pool time on Southern Charm. Craig throws a party without a woman’s touch, which leads to a bunch of leaky noodles and people going home early. Venita exploits someone’s vagina, and Molly lets Salley have it. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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0:44.7	Crap, crap, crap, watch's so much than crap is. Hi everyone. Welcome back.
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1:09.0	We're part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So then we go to Craig's house. I mean, but I don't think that that works really because on Bravo, no one expects you to eat. I just feel like there was so much buildup about that cake. Like we got a whole story about that the cake was from grandma and grandma used to make it. And we should serve it every Christmas Eve. And so she's making it now, even though it's summer, but it's like they're Christmas Eve coffee cake and they all put it together and they quiz like how many ounces in a cup. Oh, and it's all coming together. Now we're watching it. They both put it in the oven, and then we just never see how it turns out.
1:46.7	Like, you got it.
1:47.7	I think the cake sucks, and that's why.
1:49.7	And they didn't want to hurt the feelings of the grandma. Because, look, let me tell you one thing. I don't trust a southern grandmother who's not named Mimaw, Memer, Mimi, Mammie, Mamm, Gami, Gagmi, Geng, Gung, Gung, bling, plong, or pung, I'm just not going to trust it.
2:09.5	No, there's no, just grandma.
2:11.5	It's my grandmas, no, it's your memos, your mamas, your memers, your memis, or your Gigi's.
2:17.1	Come on.
2:35.9	It's clearly a shitty cake that was dry and stuck to the pan. Yeah. So then you go to Craig's house. Your grandma would have been a better baker had she had a cuter grandma nickname. There, I said it. It's kind of your fault that the cake sucked. Okay, that's why no one ever typed it. That's why no one ever typed it out. So now we're at Craig's house
2:37.6	and it's two hours,
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