Hello. Gotham Corner Store?

Yes, we seem to be down to our last diet cook.

A gentleman is on his way to fix some up.

Who calls the Corner Store?

No, this black car will be rather difficult to miss.

And by the way, the gentleman is usually in quite a rush.

Okay, that commercial is so funny for so many reasons.

First of all, who calls the corner store when they're running short of Diet Coke?

Also, he's not even asking the corner store to deliver it.

He's just saying, be advised.

A man will be coming to pick up Diet Coke.

I also love the idea that, you know, Batman's in, he's in rather, he tends to be in

rather a rush because he's on his way to take a bite out of crime.

And his drink of choice to aid him in that endeavor is a cold can of Diet Coke.

Remember, folks, I'm calling from stately Wayne Manor, because here at Wayne Manor, we are running low on Diet Coke.

Batman will be picking it up.

But he's not Bruce Wayne. Just to be clear, Batman is not Bruce Wayne.

You're right. In the world of this ad, Alfred is actually doxing Bruce Wayne. Alfred's doing this

constantly. He brought Vicky Vale into the Batcave. You know, he's showing such little regard for

Batman's secret identity.

Don't think Alfred should be on the payroll anymore.

Well, anyway, welcome to Michael and Us.

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