#312: Resolutionaries (with a crapload of comics)

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 1 January 2018

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

New years resolutions with Rich Vos, Big Jay Oakerson, Chris Distefano, Sam Morril, Tracy Morgan, Des Bishop, Joe Machi, Bonnie McFarlane, Cipha Sounds, Yannis Pappas, and Jared Freid.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	If you don't make any goals and you achieve something, then you're a winner.
0:05.4	Yeah, you can do it.
0:07.0	Then you're a winner.
0:08.0	My goal.
0:09.0	Here's my goal.
0:10.0	Here's my goal.
0:11.0	Not to dress like David Tell.
0:13.0	You realize that?
0:14.0	I love it.
0:15.0	I don't care, man.
0:16.0	I was talking to that as.
0:17.0	Like he lives under a bridge.
0:30.0	Here's on the way.
0:35.0	I want to be with you tonight, honey.
0:42.0	Nothing changes from you yesterday.
0:51.0	Until you stay.
0:57.0	Happy New Year, everybody.
1:00.0	Welcome to our Iشapyr Skeptic Tank, the first one of 2018.
1:05.0	Number 313, 313.
1:08.0	That's a palindrome.
1:11.0	Is that what you call it?
1:13.0	You spell things in front, words and backwards the same.
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