Hello everyone and welcome back to Do We Know Them? Episode 312.

312. Let's go. I'm all right? We're here. Come on.

A little exhausted, you know, from just existing this week and watching the news.

But you'll have a cruise next weekend, so that's exciting. I do. I have a cruise to look forward to.

Last cruise I went on, disastrous. So, you know, I'm a little scared, but I think it's going to I do. I have a cruise to look forward to. Last cruise, I went on disastrous. So,

you know, I'm a little scared. But I think it's going to be fine. And I'm excited. The clip we put in last time that you mentioned that you were going on. It's like, flashback, you're like, I'm never going on a cruise again. I'm not joking. This is not a joke. We are going on a Disney cruise in two months. I just decided. I decided this last

week and I said, yep, that's what's happening.

Well, I know what you're going on a Disney cruise in two months. I just decided. I decided this last week and I said,

yeah, that's what's happening. Well, I know what you're gonna say. You guys want to know how

my cruise went. I get it. So I went on a cruise and guys, I'm gonna need a drum roll. Are you ready?

It was horrible. It was the worst cruise of my life.

I hated it.

We broke the cruise street.

Yeah, I am no longer a fan of cruises.

I never want to go on another cruise as long as I live.

And that was the worst fucking experience of my life.

And you are right to hold me accountable for my words.

But I do think that a Disney cruise is significantly less shitty than a Royal Caribbean cruise in which I will never go again. Got it. I know. No, truly, I thought I would never, but it's a Disney cruise. So it's not even like a, you know, normal cruise. Come on. I've done if I've mentioned this before, but I've never been on a cruise. Ever? Wait, I feel like I knew that. Why do I feel like I knew that? I do think I did, actually. We need to have a separate, a whole conversation another time about Jesse's weird love of cruises. Because she... We don't have to have that conversation. Yes, we do, because it's so funny because she's fucking obsessed with cruises. And I feel like can we get some boats? Most people don't like. Can we get some boats in the chat? Hong Kong. Can we get some cruise? To be honest, I've never been on a cruise and I think I would actually enjoy it because, you know, I'm... Oh, I'm sorry, Lily. Why would you enjoy fucking paradise? Unlimited food, unlimited drinks, as much as you want. Someone makes your bed every day. You literally have nothing else to fucking do. Everyone you meet, if they're like your new best friend, they get to be your best friend for a week. Oh, you know, you know, I meet so many best friends when I'm on vacation. a cruise I would be like you're not very you're

just not very approachable Lily are you kidding you you you have like I'm accidentally

approachable and then I don't want to be and then it's suddenly I have a new best friend

listen I'm no longer like disillusions.

Is that the word? Like, I no longer am falling for the facade of cruises. I do genuinely think that they kind of suck. Like, you're like so tired of the food by the end. It's the same shit every day. You're stuck on the water. The laws apply to like, God knows what. But at the same time, I don't know. I just feel like when Mickey Mouse is there, everything is better, you know?

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