312: Probe My Hamster Baby

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2018

⏱️ 41 minutes

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In THIS one... Matt probes his way around the galaxy. Log shares his tips on how to utterly thrill a baby. And Steve draws back the curtain on the secret life of the Supervet. It's an episode Regular Features, your honour, and our legal counsel has advised us to say no more on the matter.

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0:00.0	Anyway, welcome to regular features. I'm pouring a drink. Let the fun commence.
0:07.5	Go! I am Log. On my right is you.
0:10.2	Hello, I'm Steve Hoggety. And on my left is him.
0:13.2	Oh, it's me, Matthew. Together, we're going to wed to stay new for up to 40 minutes. I don't know.
0:19.3	45 minutes.
0:21.2	Well, the podcast's only 30 minutes long, but you'll be laughing to yourself for 15 minutes
0:26.6	afterwards I can guarantee you.
0:28.4	Minimum.
0:30.0	The very minimum.
0:31.2	On tonight's podcast, I'm going to be taking you briefly to space with a loosely themed around a game that came out probably about 10 years ago.
0:41.7	I'm going to be helping you, have fun with your baby, with the help of Dr. Pixie's book from Liddle.
0:47.5	And I am taking you through the wild world of Noel the Super Vet and all of the aminals that he's got a fix using his
0:57.6	abilities.
0:59.7	Log, I am so pleased that you're going to help teach me to have how to have fun with my baby.
1:04.2	I'm bored shitless of my baby.
1:06.3	I don't know what you're supposed to do with it.
1:08.1	It's like a neutral bullet.
1:09.2	It just sits in the kitchen, gathering dust.
1:12.7	Spinning around really fast on its a hole.
1:15.1	I don't remember why I got it. I don't remember what it's for. It's taking up valuable surface space.
1:21.1	And honestly, I think I might gum-tree it.
1:22.8	That sounds painful for the baby. Good.
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