311: Eat My Personal Squash

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2018

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Wrap your earholes around this one, if you like. If you don't, just leave it on the table and I'm sure somebody else will want it. In this episode Joe lets you live out the squash career you never had. Steve reviews a restaurant that never was. And Log offers you the love you never deserved. Thank you for downloading this. If you'd like to support us on Patreon, you can do that at patreon.com/regularfeatures

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0:00.0	Good morning afternoon or evening.
0:02.6	In your peculiar time zone, this is the regular features podcast.
0:06.9	It's the podcast that's the same every week.
0:09.4	I'm sat facing my friends, Joe Screbles.
0:12.6	Say hello.
0:13.4	Hi, hi.
0:14.7	And Steve Huggarty.
0:16.4	How do you do?
0:18.3	I do well.
0:19.3	I hope you do too, readers, because we're about to embark on a voyage of just loads of words that we're saying to you.
0:26.0	Who are you?
0:26.8	John Blythe.
0:27.9	How are you?
0:28.3	People call me log.
0:29.6	I call me log.
0:31.1	I call me log.
0:32.5	I don't know every single intro.
0:35.3	You literally don't know your own name.
0:37.4	It's fucking horrible. It's a branding mess. Just call yourself log. It's your name. I'm log. Thank you. Fucking, it's happened at last. What feature have you got? I'll tell you what I've got. Love. You've got a lot of love to give. A lot of potential love for a lot of people. What have you got, Joe?
0:55.0	I'm suggesting a radical reinvention of the EA Sports Catalogue.
1:01.0	I've got a review of London's hottest new restaurant.
1:05.1	The Michelin-Star de la Damned pick.
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