Welcome to another exciting edition of The Thought Police with me, Mike Graham and...

Me, Kevin O'Sullivan.

Back from holiday.

Back from holiday, yeah.

We had a very strange thing happened last week because we were sitting doing Plank of the Week yesterday and I thought,

Kevin's away in Cornwall and I was talking to Alex who was on Plank of the Week.

And she said, I said, well, normally this time I do a podcast with Kevin, I said, but I've got to wait around now for ages because I was going to go on Jeremy Sheldon.

And she went, I'll do the podcast with you if you want, and I went, you're right then.

So everybody was a bit surprised to find Alex Phillips something muscling in, muscling in on your fucking well I don't know. No I thought it was a good idea but

Henrietta and my wife

we were down in Cornwall, sunny Cornwall

amazingly sunny Cornwall

and she said oh I'll see that

Alex has done the thought police

we might say nah I'm done so fucking ridiculous

and then I looked at

Jesus Christ I, I know.

I know, it was a spirit of moment thing.

I mean, she was great actually, and it was quite funny.

And in fact, it turned out more like me interviewing her, talking about, you know, what life was like as an MEP.

Yeah.

And I had no idea, actually, how fucking cosy it is to be&MEP. She was like they've got, you know, limos at their beck and cool. They've got fucking people treat them like gods. They never pay for anything. They can get expenses of something like 300 quid a day by doing nothing at all. Oh, it's a fucking racket. Yeah her life. Yeah. So yeah, and all at her and Belinda Lucy and a few of these girls that they were having the time of their life. Yeah, but they were. It's all about lunching and dinner. Anyway, how was Cornwall? Well, as I say, I didn't expect the weather to be good, but it was, you know, it was at sunshone the whole time I was there yeah got sunburn and um got a funny story

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