Welcome to another exciting edition of The Thought Police. I'm Mike Graham, and instead of Kevin O'Sullivan's voice, you're about to hear a very different voice. Who are you?

Alex.

Alex. Alex is trapped in. We had a fantastic Alex Phillips is here in lieu of Kevin O'Sullivan. He decided ridiculously to go on holiday.

And he's got a cornball apparently.

That's who's got to take his, like, wretched dog with him everywhere.

I mean, dog people, actually.

I mean, I've got a dog, yeah.

But, you know, my dog is so old and sort of, you know, grumpy now.

He doesn't actually even like going on holiday, so he'd rather just stay where he is.

So he doesn't have to worry about taking them anyway. Well, just put a mountain of biscuits in the corner. Yeah, well, if we go away, we just get somebody to come into the house and the

girlfriend in the house.

He doesn't even like to go to anybody else's house.

So, you know.

But apparently Chasbo is quite difficult and nobody could the garthru.

I never understand what people are people like his dogs and they can't go anywhere.

I'm like, why could a dog then? Well I mean he wouldn't be surprised to know that Kevin's dog is quite grumpy and

you know, yappy because he's like kev, you know, he's like kev, you know, he's just

a yeah, yik, yik, yik, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up, you know.

Is he also a vegetarian, Kev's dog?

No, the dog is actually a beast when it comes to food. I was with him in a pub one night, but one day in Hampstead and we ordered a couple

of bowls of chips and the dog launched itself with the guys. He was bringing the chips out,

knocked one of the bowls out of his hands straight onto the floor. And before you could say,

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