311: Golden River

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Crystal got her hair done and a new piercing, 4loko cans are a warning, thrift prices are disrespectful and Pat got some bad news. Don’t puke in the sink, avoid mud while on adventures, cops shouldn’t be hitting anyone and Peez is in love.

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0:00.0	Hi, welcome to Hello, Episode 311.
0:10.0	I'm Krista. Hi, welcome to Hello Dysfunction episode 311.
0:24.2	I'm Crystal.
0:25.8	I'm Potafria.
0:28.0	How's your day?
0:29.5	Crystal got's new hair.
0:31.0	Crystal got's new hair.
0:32.1	Crystal's blonde.
0:32.9	It's in a bouffant right now.
0:35.4	It looks good.
0:35.8	It looks nice.
0:36.5	She did a really good job.
0:39.3	Today I woke up to my garbage getting picked up.
0:43.1	Who would have thought?
0:44.6	I was just laying there with my eyes closed like, oh, thank God.
0:48.6	Yes, yes.
0:50.7	Who would have thought something that we don't even think twice about except when we pay the bill, right? Who would have thought something that we don't even think twice about, except when we pay the bill, right?
0:56.2	Who would have thought something so simple and overlooked could be like a day change or like without it?
1:07.1	It's been bad.
1:08.4	I just pulled up, ours hasn't been picked up yet, but when I just pulled up, I don't know, you know, it's been bad i just pulled up ours hasn't been picked up yet but when i just pulled up i don't know
1:13.1	you know it's been pretty windy and hello the buckets are like filling yeah i woke up i woke up
1:19.2	i pulled up and um there's freaking cardboard and shit from the recycle just all over and
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