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Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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What luggage should I buy? How do I set reminders without a phone? How do I arrange to be fossilized after my death? How do I do things alone? How do we know the universe is expanding? How do I turn down monetary offers for pets? Hank and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:07.0	George, I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank live and in person.
0:10.6	It's a podcast for two brothers and answer your questions.
0:12.6	Give you a degree of advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and ASC Wimbledon
0:16.2	John.
0:17.2	Yeah.
0:18.2	How do you...
0:21.8	...are...
0:24.8	My father and I had a great dad joke.
0:27.5	Well, yeah.
0:29.5	He had a really good dad joke at Thanksgiving dinner and I was thinking maybe you could just
0:33.8	use that one.
0:34.8	Which one was it?
0:35.9	He said, if you've heard this one before, please hesitate to stop me.
0:42.4	Which I found at one, it's clearly something he says a lot.
0:47.6	Yes.
0:48.6	Which makes it sort of a meta joke because if you've heard this particular dad joke...
0:52.8	Right.
0:53.8	...still.
0:54.8	Right.
0:55.8	Also, I found it very confusing and it was unable to listen to the first part of the story
1:02.7	because I was thinking about what the heck that meant.
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